We’re all pulling for Windows Phone . Have been for a while . Thing is, it’s just not there yet.

You might think a cellphone, a light jacket, and an opinion are all you need before heading down to your local Occupy Wall Street protest. But here are seven other useful tools that will keep you prepared for whatever happens while you’re taking it to the streets. More??

Today is Bosses’ Day. And though the day is nearly over, it’s not too late to score brownie points with El Jefe.

What you are seeing here is a modified Ditch Witch from Raytheon-Sarcos, and it is essentially the top half of a Power Loader from Aliens . As you might have guessed, it gives a user’s upper arms superhuman strength. In case you think you might need crane operator training to operate this, you are wrong.

So you managed to get an iPhone 4S today. Congratulations! But once you finish having sex with it and get it cleaned off, ask yourself: What do you really know about your new phone, in an empirical and (sort of) scientifically tested fashion? Not much, right? Giz has your back